But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize