Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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