I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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