I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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