Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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