Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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