I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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