my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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