we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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