There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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