You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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