my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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