Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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