SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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