...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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