just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
As shirtless as possible
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
