yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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