Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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