We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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