She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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