But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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