I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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