I'm lost and stupid without you.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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