went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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