Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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