the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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