Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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