Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my sisters under your porch take her home
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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