just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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