your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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