i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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