The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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