i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm just crazy horny about you
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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