thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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