Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You can make out without kissing
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