drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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