: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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