bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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