Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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