i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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