would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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