so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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