I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
