dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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