what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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