It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Oh god it's open bar.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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