I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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