I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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