So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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