am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I hope mine doesn't look like that
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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