North Korea, Best Korea!
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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