so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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