yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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