Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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