Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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