Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just google imaged poop.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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