I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I pour the whiskey from now on
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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